Official Complaint Department

Were you personally attacked? Deeply offended? Mildly inconvenienced? File a claim. We’ll ignore it with care.

Welcome to the official LUSAJE compensation programme.

A carefully crafted digital experience designed to acknowledge your suffering… aesthetically.

If you’ve been roasted, lightly toasted, or spiritually inconvenienced by me, you can now take action. Brave, really.

Please complete the form below and our team will review your case with the seriousness it absolutely does not deserve.